Science classes stink of gasses 
they remind me of rotten eggs 
The gym, of those who used it before 
and ointment to rub on your legs 
 
Languages smell of many things, French the smell of perfume 
German smells of Bratwurst so I call it the sausage room 
Spanish, tapas, paiela the sea and the sun 
English smells of home, so for me thats the special one 
 
Woodwork, sawdust and shavings 
Metalwork oil and rust 
Textiles smells like my gran 
Cookery all that I love 
 
Drama smells of make up 
Art, glue and paint 
The toilets smell of farts and wee 
Now thats a smell I hate 
 
Geography the spices of the world 
History war and pain 
But detentions the smell I hate the most 
Because its me I smell again
Kevin Campbell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/school-stinks/