Oh horrid horrid humans!
Quickly run and hide!
All soft and fleshy creatures
With their outside bones inside;
They lack a noble carapace
And move on just two limbs
The're soft and mushy faced
Lacking mandibles and wings;
Be glad you're born an insect
And not a human being
For humans have no respect
For creatures that are peeing.
David McLansky
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/rifff-on-eileen-s-mighty-insect/