My wife and I sat down one day 
to honey biscuits and gravy 
and when the last of it was on my plate 
what did she say to me 
 
She said, 'my dear devoted husband 
husband of many years 
would you give the last of that breakfast treat 
oh would you please, my dear? ' 
 
I said, 'my wife, my darling wife 
wife of many years 
of biscuits and gravy I cannot part' 
so with my fork I began to start 
 
But before I could reach the plate 
I was stopped by my hungry mate 
She said, 'I'll give you silver and gold 
all the fortunes yet untold 
if you'll give what's on your plate 
the still standing honey biscuit and gravy' 
 
I said, 'my dear, darling wife 
wife of many a day 
nothing short of a great earthquake 
can make me part with my plate' 
 
And then she grew desperate 
a horrid fiend intemperate, she said 
'You'll be the sole head of the estate 
for that last serving of biscuits and gravy! ' 
 
I said, 'dear, devoted wife 
wife of many a day 
you don't know that with what you give 
so willingly away' 
 
She said, 'a small price, a small price 
I eagerly will pay 
for that last remaining morsel 
left standing on your plate' 
 
So I did the deed, I confess 
and now I must say 
my wife's head tasted just as good 
as honey biscuits and gravy
Kevin Howell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/honey-biscuits-and-gravy/