“Over the years I lifted 
more napkins from Nathan’s Famous restaurant 
than any man alive, ” said Sam. 
“How long you been stuffing your pocket? ” I asked. 
“42 years.” 
“Any napkins from Burger King? ” 
“ONLY NATHAN’S, ” he hollered 
with the fervor of one who long ago  
found his true calling and never wavered. 
Being unemployed I figured 
the man was on to something 
and set about to follow in his footsteps 
avoiding Nathan’s for obvious reasons. 
I visited Burger King for a week 
then Saturday night did the counting 
988 napkins 
not bad for a novice. 
Next week I broke a thousand and 
after a month I had plenty of napkins but 
the thrill of petty theft was gone and 
as I stared at the bags of napkins 
mused, what’s Sam do?  
“So, Sam, I was wondering 
whatta you do with your goods? ” 
“Sell ‘em to sundry eatin’ emporiums, ” he said. 
“From this you make a living? ” 
Not answering my question 
directly he said,  
“My own boss 
work when I want 
bend the knee to no mortal 
without worry 
I ply my trade.” 
“I guess you get by all right.” 
He stared into my eyes 
not blinking 
“I am this day 
and for the last 42 years 
a happy man.” 
Overwhelmed by 
the unmistakable 
force of his words 
I shook Sam’s hand 
and understood 
for the first time 
how a human life 
flourishes.
Charles Chaim Wax
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/napkins/