i hate germs 
they're nasty things 
they're spread by kissing 
and mozzie stings. 
 
so i don't kiss 
nor go outside 
i sit at home 
with the door shut tight. 
 
i cook my food 
for hours and hours 
i avoid preservatives 
and wheat and flour. 
 
it really is quite boring 
and i'm not happy 
but those nasty germs 
they don't get me.
David Keig
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-hate-germs/