Life is short: get a divorce. 
Makee whoopee, it is rather silly 
to always back the selfsame horse— 
be bold, and find another filly!  
 
Not to the swiftest goes the race;  
it’s better to untie the knot. 
Do not delay; by cutting to the chase 
you’ll have more fun when you are to trot. 
 
An attorney in San Francisco is trying to getting more business by advertising: “Life is short: get a divorce.”
gershon hepner
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