Roses are red
Unless you're a bee
Some shade of purple
Is what a bee sees
Violets are blue
Unless you're a dog
Then voilets are gray
And now back to Rob
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Len, I often wondered
if bees see purple
how can they tell honey
from maple surple?
Well Rob, I guess
if purple he sees
I'd have to believe
he knows more than me.
Why do cows have utters
and then only four
when dogs or cats
have eight or more?
God was just joking
When he made the cow
Put her tits on her belly
Next to where a bull plows
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Len, you said doggies
only see in the shade of gray,
so how can they tell
night from day?
Night smells different: O)
Len, how about dogs
when they pee,
why do they need
a hydrant or a tree?
Why dogs pee on trees
Is really quite clear
It's their way of saying
'Killroy was here'
Len, why do horses poop apples
and cows poop pies?
they both smell like you know what
which is no surprise.
Horses poop apples
And Bossie poops pies
As a well rounded meal
For billions of flies
Rob, I was thinkin'
'Bout Doctor Spock
Some little Spocks
This Spock begot
He was the expert
No if's, or but's
So, why did they grow up
To hate daddy's guts?
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Why did God
make so many bugs
that come and bite us
with thier ugly mugs?
Bugs like mosquitos
are part of the plan
To hold back the breeding
Of the plague known as man
Why are people
in church so nice
but after they are home
they act like ice?
Some people worship
I'm sure that you know
Others just dress up
And put on a show
Remember, Len, the days
of Sinatra and Como?
Why aren't there singers
like that no mo?
I think they died,
rehana moammadi
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