You'd better not bet
On EasyJet!
Security's so tight
And the delays so long
That you'll miss your flight
And you'll be in the wrong
Whatever you say.
They simply won't pay
You back your money.
Think of the debt
They owe everyone!
It's the same old song
And it's not at all funny.
John Thorkild Ellison
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/easyjet-or-we-don-t-do-refunds/
