Dossie is docile 
is a real dick,  
with such a silly name got  
to be a prick. 
 
Dossie is dense,  
thick as two planks. 
Hides in dark places and all 
the day he wanks. 
 
What an asshole,  
what a fucker,  
what type of person,  
would be like this?  
 
Intruding on innocent people lives,  
husbands and wife's. 
I wish I could 'HACK' his finger off,  
and stick them up his ass.
David Darbyshire
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dossie/