Dear Joe,
I think your poems are so unbelievably phantasmagorical that I don't mind you voting for yourself thousands of times a day in order to boost your ranking. However, your imaginary attorney, Richard Laskey, confided to me that you're engaging in fraud. Not that that should matter to someone like you. Fraud is something only ordinary people need worry about. I also think you should probably lie about the fraud to everyone – you know, say you have absolutely no idea who’s voting for you (wink wink) . Don’t feel bad about being dishonest either. If you were honest, you’d remove the poems and re-post them without all the fake votes. But I don’t expect you to do that because that would mean all your hours of fraudulent self-voting would be for naught. My advice is to just keep writing your astoundingly and extraordinarily and magnificently and unbelievably fabulous poems. I have no reason to think THEY are dishonest.
With my deepest love and affection,
Ellen
Ellen Jane Wade
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/memo-to-joe-fazio/
