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Ramona Thompson - Blue Suede Jews

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My parody of the famous Elvis song Blue Suede Shoes


Well it's one hell of a show
Two minutes and I'll tell you all how it's gonna be
Three seconds left to get ready for this coming
Now fall to your knees worshipper, fall


But don't you step on my blue suede Jews
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede Jews


Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face
Slander my father's name all over the place


Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh lamb, lay off of my Jews
Don't you step on my suede Jews
You can do anything you want
But lay off of my blue suede Jews


You can burn a cross
Steal a bible
Drink all the liquor
At your son's bar mitzvah


Do anything you want to do, but uh-uh
Lamb, lay off of my Jews
Don't you step on my blue suede Jews
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede Jews

By RAMONA THOMPSON


© 2006 RAMONA THOMPSON (All rights reserved)

Ramona Thompson

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