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Bob Genevro - Lonely Hearts in Spam (haiku)

2014-06-13 14 Dailymotion

FROM: lonely lady looking for love
SUBJECT: i just bought
a naughty toy

FROM: smoke stacked lightening
SUBJECT: i'll huff and i'll
puff and i'll...

FROM: the math major
SUBJECT: 2 yur steamy life
i add inches

FROM: party girl chrissy
SUBJECT: let me climb up
your new laptop

FROM: misskissypoo
SUBJECT: i'm new
let's hang out

FROM: i like it slow like honey
SUBJECT: how slow
can we go honey

FROM: branded boner pills
SUBJECT: gas up!

FROM: Bambi
SUBJECT: hot luv 4 U
U test U keep

FROM: heidi ho sugar
SUBJECT: lettuce git 2gether
i just lost 10 pounds

FROM: brandyluvzulongtime
SUBJECT: size matters
happy nude year

FROM: bedroomdelight4u
SUBJECT: i will plea
sure u with kisses

FROM: naughty nikki 2nite
SUBJECT: i have a fetish
for big smooth bald men

Bob Genevro

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