First poet in my bohemian menagerie
Diligent follower of the Tao of Steve
You offered me strong hands, hard body
And that liquid, fiery stare
that made my heart stop when your arms were locked around me
You mused yourself to be Viscount
And I was to be your Marquise de Mateifeuelle
But even my rubber heart could not withstand
The weight of your ego and got crushed
So be emotionless, be excellent, be gone
And thanks for reminding me again
That one shouldn’t fall for a character from a book
Masha Danevasha
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