the carpet says to the wall:  
stay away from me!  
and the wall says to the ceiling:  
stay away from me!  
and the ceiling says to the roof:  
stay away from me!  
 
 
and the roof says to the crows:  
can’t you find a better place 
to put your droppings on?  
oh, damn you 
and stay away from me!
Raj Arumugam
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/raj-arumugam-nonsense-verse-19-from-floor-to-roof/