Hey Velveeta! Darlin'
Remember me? Bubba Bologna!
We shared a pizza at Earl's
Darlin'.. me passing out in your bed
after bagging you sister was the best
thing that ever happened to me
You look so purdy in that camo dress.
Wanna go bowlin' ur maybe coon huntin'?
Velvetta simply answers... 'No! '
She can't stand such an uncultured man.
Doesn't he know that before Labor Day,
one just doesn't wear orange to a wedding?
* Dedicated to my favorite redneck, the brilliant - Angie K.
Zen Bojczuk
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/velveeta-ur-so-purdy/
