Now here’s a thought that I’ve been thinking,
It wasn’t bought and it’s far from shrinking,
Woman and man they always fight,
Now I’m here to hopefully set things right,
Now men lie more than there ought too,
That’s probably the reason they get caught too,
Now women lie just as much as we do,
But they have a knack of not getting wedged like we do,
In arguments men tend to stick to the situation,
But girls won’t let the matter of hand destroy their confrontation,
They like to bend they like a bring up things you don’t know,
Bring up something you did and forgot four months ago.
I swear I wasn’t being dirty,
I swear I wasn’t being flirty,
You make as much sense as QWERTY,
I swear I wasn’t being nasty,
I swear I wasn’t being trashy,
I swear I’m sure you love to harass me.
I think we all like to lie to cut some slack,
But the only lie I’m doing is lying on my back,
I just can’t remember the last time you smiled,
Things have got a little wild.
You act just like a little child,
It’s not my fault I forgot our anniversary,
I’m glad you’re not entering maternity,
I couldn’t spend an eternity looking after a kid that looks like you,
I couldn’t I wouldn’t know how too love,
Love something that spawned from pure vice,
I wish I had took dads advice when he warned me,
But girl you’ve scorned me and I hate you for it.
I swear I wasn’t being dirty,
I swear I wasn’t being flirty,
You make as much sense as QWERTY,
I swear I wasn’t being nasty,
I swear I wasn’t being trashy,
I swear I’m sure you love to harass me.
Gaz illionaire
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