The guy smiles and turns verbal somersaults.
He never says outright what rankles him most
about those others free of his self-delusion!
Instead he attributes his failures to them;
his resume bears witness to his pride
in self-serving accomplishments.
His rhetoric is rambling and confused,
more rant than reasoned thought
as he attacks with hysterical venom!
Michael Pruchnicki
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-vain-man/