Every woman should
Get a boyfriend
When she needs one
And is ready for one.
Every woman should
Know how to
Get a boyfriend
Who is safe for her,
Dump a boyfriend
Who is unsafe for her.
Every woman learns
How to
Get food
That is safe for her
And ignore food
That is unsafe for her.
Lonely People Champion
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/get-a-boyfriend/