Gone shopping for good brandy butter 
My homemade plum puddings in need 
I don’t want a tin of rum sauce mix 
It just wouldn’t do no indeed 
 
Last night’s Christmas Eve rush was crazy 
The shop had none left on the shelf 
So I bought half a pound of best butter 
To mix up with brandy myself 
 
My mixer took brandy and butter 
It churned the lot up to a paste 
I drank what was left of the brandy 
As I don’t like things going to waste 
 
Everyone had a good dinner 
With plenty of wine, port and sherry 
But no one got fresh brandy butter 
We all fell about slightly merry 
 
 
© 2008 David Threadgold 
Rambling Riddles