Not in public gaze
But in private.
My pubes I'll erase.
I'm hoping it won't be my fate.
Bugger! ! !
That was close!
THAT shave.
I must take care
Removing that hair.
So I'll have to go
To not create woe.
A dog can be docked
But I must take care
Cos I don't want dick
To be sick!
George BernardBloodyShaw
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/des-and-his-dick/
