I watch the birds.
They make me twitch...
I go to the car park to watch.
I see a robin a'bobbing.
They're usually reliant
To catch a view
Of a tit or two.
I see a blackcap
A'bunting
For a lark.
No! It's a shag.
To be real
I'm the bustard in the bushes.
I think I'll go and watch fishes....
George BernardBloodyShaw
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/twitcher/