All's hush and quiet
in the bathroom
and things start
to talk to one another
drip, drip, says the tap
brr, brr, says the window
hum, hum, says the pipe
tchk, tchk, says the shower
I've got the worst job round here,
whines the eloquent toothbrush
Oh, yeah? comes the reply
from the unassuming toilet roll
Raj Arumugam
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-worst-job/
