You would think I could take on a vampire,
And I can,
I have before.
But this one was different.
He was the one and only,
Dracula.
I did fight him,
And I lost bad.
But at least I can roam the earth,
From now until eternity.
Are you jealous?
That I fought Dracula,
And lost.
Rachel Brewer
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/me-vs-dracula/