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or need a loan,  
how about insurance 
or a new mobile phone?  
Got financial worries 
then join our website,  
borrow some cash 
if money is tight. 
Phone this number now 
to see what you've won,  
you've definetly got a prize 
maybe a holiday in the Sun?  
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Junk Mail drives me nuts 
I wish they'd leave me alone 
so that's why I told them 
where to stick their Mobile Phone!
Kevin Halls
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/junk-mail-5/