If there’s anything  
That makes glankgobs wiggle,  
It’s watching some zanks 
Chase a quisterfiggle. 
 
Jackalopes don’t join in. 
They don’t give a hoot. 
They’d rather run around 
With their flaggerdoot. 
 
That allows young zanks 
To chase quisterfiggles,  
While the zambooboo of zanks 
Garsnuffles and giggles.
Bruce Larkin
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/zanks-chase/