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LUVinThe NOW - To All the Girls that Dumped Me!

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This is a note
to a few hot ones,
older now,
got no husbands?

Hot you were,
young and proud,
really stood out
in any croud!

For various reasons
you did dump me
that's ok,
I'm not Humpty Dumpty

One by one,
I've heard and seen
many of you,
Weight Watchers, Rehabs,
even the Zoo

I'm now the man,
on top of my game!
You're not looking to good,
oh what a shame!

You were fast
and wanted faster,
I kept studying,
stayed out of the pasture.

Now it's been
several years to count,
and where are you,
did you ever amount?

I'm slender, handsome
smart and tan,
I see your looking ragged,
with quite a bit of ham

I kept being nice
and worked steady
All of you ran off
with a 'faster' steady

Here we are all
grown up tall,
you're working in stores
but I own the Mall

So young ladies
think twice before dumping
the average guys,
cause you want more humping

We stay steady
on the course
we start out slow
but gain speed
like a horse

Find a great boy
avoid the toy
in later years
he'll still be your JOY!

LUVinThe NOW

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