Aaron was his name.
He went out and got pissed
isn’t tat lovely
And he got so drunk he thought he was Brad Pitt and started groping girls titties
He was so god damn drunk
He fell over on top of a fat woman
tats him alright, he always falls on summink
And then he took advantage of her
and started snogging
Then he had sex wiv her
In the back seat of her car
Well he was so god damn drunk in the morning he couldn’t remember nuffin
And still denies the incident today
But I know it happened
It definitely happened
The whore he fell on top of
Was the one who put out every night,
She was at it wiv Shot Gun Sid
And even Bonard Bob
She Had every other bloke in town.
And Her name was fatty patty
Isn’t that just fuckin lovely
She never wore make up or deodorant
Put it that way
And I heard she sweats like a builder
tat didn’t seem to bother him now did it? ?
Well after 10 shots of Jack and a few pints of Stella he was anyone’s bloke, he'd have done a
granny if u'd put one in front of him
He didn’t know who he was
Or what was happening
He was grounded in the drunken state of pure inebriation
This man was nothing more than an alcoholic mess with a cigarette in his mouth.
But that didn’t stop him from getting laid now did it?
And that didn't stop him from getting herpes did it?
Yuck! She had herpes?
Isn't that just fucking lovely...
Nathan Strange
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/he-shagged-fatty-patty/
