I'm driving down the freeway
Abiding by the law
Soon I hear a truck behind me
Biggest thing I ever saw!
' Slow down! You're gonna hit me! ',
As I'm talkin to the mirror
Soon it passes to the left of me
Now a second one's on my rear!
What's the matter with these people,
Don't they know how to read?
I just want to get there safely
There's no way I'm gonna speed.
Then a third one's on my tail
So I say in a loud voice
' There's an idiot behind me! '
Not leaving me much choice.
Someone's always in a hurry
So why stay in the right lane
That's what the left lane is for,
They just haven't got a brain.
Debora Soramaki
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/there-s-an-idiot-behind-me/
