To stay away from doctors, a goal well worth my strive
Is the best way, I have figured out, to keep myself alive
To keep away from lawyers with all their legal fees
Is the best way, I have figured out, to avoid all bankruptcies
To keep away from scammers, and all their scamming plots
Is the best way, I have figured out, not to give them what I’ve got
To keep away from trouble, with all its’ troubling things
Is the best way, I have figured out, to avoid what trouble brings
To keep away from worldly matters, that might bring about my doom
The best way, I have figured out, is to stay locked in my room
Stanley Cooper
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