Lions, stage left! Tigers, stage right!
Nothing in circus will give me a fright.
Give me any beast, be it gentle or wild,
And under my command it'll become most docile.
But oh, there's just one thing I can't seem to tame-
My own wretched bedhead hair in the morning.
Leslie Ching
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ringmaster/
