Owwwwww!
That's the sound of me grating my face
I thought I was cheese so the pain is just
I am no chedder
I am not cantal
I am not camenbert
I am not stilton
I may be bree
I am not edam
I am not leadammer
I am not cantal
I am not saint agur
I am not red leiscter
I am not wensleydale
I am a person
And for that reason
I grated my face
Torben Duncan
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cheese-grating/
