I have a stick
a pokey stick
for poking
all and everything
it checks my diesel
in my tank
like a little weasel.
In my toilets
no forgets
I need my pokey stick
to attack that shit
then there's the wife,
strife of life
when for my tea for me
I whack her with my
pokey stick.
George BernardBloodyShaw
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pokey-stick-poem/