Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 
Somebody the ambulance did call 
And he found himself in the casualty hall 
  
First an ECG, then a series of  scans 
And all sorts of samples  to the medical labs 
Then they decided to put him in the vacant ICU 
For observation sake said the men in white and blue 
  
Then they declared the old foggy fit as a fiddle 
And five days on, they gave him a five figure bill 
That felled him and he again had a big bad fall 
This time for good and immune to wails and calls 
  
But they would not release his body at all 
Till the entire amount was paid as per the bill 
No haggling for discounts or sympathetic talk 
To the authorities it was just a another kill...............
krishnakumar chandrasekar nair
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