Men drink
And they do all nonsense.
They drink and talk rubbish
They drink and drive badly,
It is often fatal to others.
Men drink
And they get emotional and nervy,
They waste their time and quarrel with others.
Men drink
And then they squeal like swine,
They shout and bark at others.
But...
Most women can do all these
Without taking a drink!
M.D Dinesh Nair
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/how-women-differ/