SHE wants to go unto the shore, 
And pack her trunk 
With gowns no one has seen before, 
And all such junk. 
 
But I would seek some far off place 
Where I 'm unknown,  
And let my whiskers deck my face,  
And be alone. 
 
She sighs for parties and for teas, 
They are her wish; 
I merely want to take my ease 
And loaf and fish. 
 
She wants to lead a life that's grand, 
In silken skirts; 
I want to wear old trousers and 
My outing shirts.
Edgar Albert Guest
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