There was a Yeti named Ted
Who always took his teddy to bed
But on the night of Halloween
His teddy vanished, fled
So the Yeti took a witch instead.
And the witch gave him a huge headache
That he forgot his name was Jed!
His teddy walked in and saw them in bed
He grins and walked out instead....?
There was a sweet lass named Lacey
She told me she's quite racey (wink wink)
She rushed to the store
and ran headlong into a door
that her memory became hazy...?
Philo Yan
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-35/
