When I opened my saloon when ventured the sun,
Entered an over-protective bald granny with her bald grandson.
They bewildered me after entering my shop,
I asked, ‘Which haircut for your bald-top? '
Said the bald, ‘Just like the hero of PERCY JACKSON! ! '
Saheb Mohapatra
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-2-saloon-day/