(This is a fictional poem)
A scientist removed my brain and he removed George Bush's brain too.
He put our brains in each others bodies and there are things I plan to do.
First I'm going to withdraw our troops from Iraq.
Then I'm going to do something to get the price of gas rolled back.
I'm living Bush's life and he's living mine and that's something he hates.
I can make a difference because now I'm President of the United States.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/switching-brains/
