I met him down upon the pier,  
His eyes were wild and sad,  
And something in them made me fear  
That he was going mad.  
 
So, being of a prudent sort,  
I stood some distance off,  
And before speaking gave a short  
Conciliatory cough.  
 
I then observed, 'What makes you look  
So singularly glum?'  
No notice of my words he took. --  
I said, 'Pray, are you dumb?'  
 
'Oh no!' he said, 'I do not think  
My power of speech is lost,  
But when one's hopes are black as ink,  
Why, talking is a frost,  
 
'You see, I'm in for Math. again,  
And certain to be ploughed.  
Please tell me where I could obtain  
An inexpensive shroud.'  
 
I told him where such things are had,  
Well made, and not too dear;  
And, feeling really very sad,  
I left him on the pier.
Robert Fuller Murray
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