(This is a fictional poem)
I tossed my cookies because the cookies had been tossed before.
Since I was a child cookies were my favorite food but not anymore.
When I tossed my cookies, the bathroom was where I had to go.
I vomited because I learned that my friend puked in the cookie dough.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/tossed-my-cookies/
