Each morning as I catch my bus, 
A-fearing I'll be late, 
I think: there are in all of us 
Two folks quite separate; 
As one I greet the office staff 
With grim, official mien; 
The other's when I belly-laugh, 
And Home Sweet Home's the scene. 
 
I've half a hundred men to boss, 
And take my job to heart; 
You'll never find me at a loss, 
So well I play my part. 
My voice is hard, my eye is cold, 
My mouth is grimly set; 
They all consider me, I'm told, 
A "bloody martinet." 
 
But when I reach my home at night 
I'm happy as a boy; 
My kiddies kiss me with delight, 
And dance a jig of joy. 
I slip into my oldest cloths, 
My lines of care uncrease; 
I mow the lawn, unhook the hose, 
And glow with garden peace. 
 
It's then I wonder which I am, 
the boss with hard-boiled eye, 
Or just the gay don't care-a-damn 
Go-lucky garden guy? 
Am I the starchy front who rants 
As round his weight he throws, 
or just old Pop with patchy pants, 
Who sings and sniffs a rose?
Robert William Service
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/schizophrenic/