My mom says I'm her sugarplum. 
My mom says I'm her lamb. 
My mom says I'm completely perfect 
Just the way I am. 
My mom says I'm a super-special wonderful terrific little guy. 
My mom just had another baby. 
Why?
Judith Viorst
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/some-things-don-t-make-any-sense-at-all/