She made a scene at the wedding 
Wearing a black leather miniskirt 
Upstaging the livid bride 
My kids thought she was exciting and cool 
She’d been to Africa and Peru 
When I stalled on a San Francisco hill 
And cars behind began honking  
She stood up through the sunroof  
And launched a barrage of obscenities at them 
Red flushed with fury 
Then laughing thoroughly when she slid back down 
Not bothering to brush back  
The dirty-blonde strands in her face 
Looking triumphantly to me 
But not for approval
Michael Philips
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/aunt-rita/