I met a girl the other day. 
Brunette of hair,  
soft olive skin,  
straight Roman nose,  
coal-fire eyes,  
saliva lips,  
majestic boobs,  
go-easy hips,  
baby-ass thighs,  
threadbarest jeans,  
percheron ass. 
 
She greeted me 
what lovely smile,  
of glistening teeth,  
though there was 
something quite amiss. 
 
One half of her 
high cheekbone cheek 
was bulging out 
as if it hid 
a fugitive 
or trojan horse 
it was so strange!  
 
But soon I found 
that when she talked 
fate did permit  
a glimpse. 
She had a second 
one in there 
two tongues can't 
live together.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/two-will-twist/