Accountants have their lists of course. 
They flash them everywhere they go,  
put names that pay or want to know 
what all these figures mean for them. 
I've borrowed his long list for now,  
erased his names and added mine 
all those will soon approach the bench 
and own up what they did, those swine. 
If you would like to be thus added 
it is no trouble, none at all,  
just make a comment and sit back 
we will relieve you of excess 
or even basics, don't you worry,  
meanwhile relax and watch this space.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lists-for-dummies/