I have this interpreter  
grafted to my body,  
He is inebriated and 
conveys not me but a goon,  
using all the wrong words,  
facial expressions,  
body movements 
like a marionette. 
 
I want you to know I am more  
dimensional than that alien absurdity  
that just came out of my mouth. 
I want to woo you with graceful words 
about the bittersweet essence of the world,  
with lyrical passages about simple joys,  
but my language is torn from a phrasebook,  
and I’m stuck with phrases like 
“Excuse me, Madam. Can you tell me  
the way to the train station? ” 
But it’s okay, I don’t know what I 
would have said anyway.
Michael Philips
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/foreign-language/