Man who ran in front 
of car got really tired. 
And they were Dunlops. 
 
Man who ran in rear   
of car was so exhausted 
he went to heaven. 
 
Hand in pocket makes 
man feel cocky all day long,  
it also warms him. 
 
Man who scratches ass 
is well advised to not chew 
fingernails too soon. 
 
War does not show  us 
who may be right in this world 
but who will be left. 
 
Man who eats many 
prunes will soon get run for money 
with noisy exit. 
 
He lives in glasshouse 
and always changes clothes in 
the basement laundry.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-haiku-from-the-confucius-collection/