She was beautiful, dropp dead gorgeous 
So i ignored her, talked to her friends 
I put my arm around her, but she pushed me away 
So i ignored her for the rest of the day 
Dangle the string, make her jump and play 
Dont dropp the string or she will become bored 
The cornerstone of technique, is' The Neg' 
Throw them of balance 
Tell her you only have a few minutes 
Then ignore her, remember she is a cat 
Dont be a puppy around her 
For you are top dog 
Remember Men are the best predators 
Dont lie on the jungle floor 
With your  teeth bared and claws out 
 
Written Friday September 2005
Allan James Saywell
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/women-are-cats-who-like-to-play-with-string/