For those of you who like their beer 
I'm writing what you need to hear. 
The vitamins B-six and two 
are present and so good for you. 
A bit of substance folic acid 
keeps belly folds from going flaccid. 
Though beer is one good diuretic 
(and, in excess, a strong emetic)  
so let the doubters drink their booze 
and in the morning face the blues. 
Australia makes some lovely Ale 
and I must end this little tale 
and grab a can as cold as ice 
it's great I have no other vice.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beer/