I'm Hedgehog with handgun
you should worry.....cos I'M PISSED!
I've been dodging cars all evening
and thank God all they just missed
Well now the worm is turning
(at least the one I ate)
You should maybe run for cover
before it, and you, are LATE
JESUS! I’ve got the needle
what’s happened to this place?
When I went sleep, a quiet road
Now there's a By-pass in its place!
So like I said, I'm armed and mad
and there ain't no going back
'cos they've made a six lane thoroughfare
from 'off the beaten track'
I thought about The Ball response
but it didn't seem quite pat
'cos other hogs have tried it
and they're out there..dead and flat!
So there's gonna be some shootin
I've brought extra rounds as well
OK it'll scandalise the neighbourhood
But it’s already gone to hell
The next car that comes around that bend
I’m gonna take the bastard out
Gentle nature hasn’t worked
So it’s time to use some clout!
You never know it might catch on
Could give them quite a scare
It would bring a different chill to road kill
If they had to take their share
Bill Mitton
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-hedgehog-with-handgun/
